“What will we report on now?” Pandemonium at 6ixBuzz after Trudeau resignation

Toronto online media platform 6ixBuzz is reportedly scrambling to find new content to report on after Justin Trudeau’s resignation Monday morning.

According to an inside source, the Prime Minister was the outlet’s “cash cow,” accounting for more than 50 per cent of its subject matter.

“We had the perfect formula: Post what Trudeau was up to lately and caption it ‘🤔🧐 What do you think of this?,’” said the whistleblower.

“Boom, 40k likes, 8,000 shares.”

The outlet is reportedly going “back to the basics,” focusing on reports about car theft, alt-right dog whistles, racially divisive tweets and headlines that end in question marks.