TMU School of Medicine receives $10 million donation from Dr. Evil McFatCat

TMU PRESS RELEASE - JAN. 15, 2025

We are pleased to announce a generous donation of $10 million from Mr. Evil McFatCat towards the new Toronto Metropolitan University (TMU) School of Medicine in Brampton, Ont.

Dr. McFatCat is president and CEO of Ne'er-Do-Well corp., a subsidiary of BlackRock-PepsiCo-Temu.

As the son of a meagre diamond mine owner in Angola, Dr. McFatCat came from humble beginnings. His company now focuses on managing oil derricks, a diabolical death ray and thousands of single-family homes.

“Dr. McFatCat is a valued member of the Toronto Metropolitan community and his continued philanthropy is greatly appreciated,” said Mohamed Lachemi, president and vice-chancellor at TMU.

“I was drawn to the School of Medicine because of its progressive vision for healthcare in Ontario — and the big fat tax write off I’ll be receiving,” said Dr. McFatCat while adjusting his suspenders.

The donation will help facilitate the construction and operation of the state of the art facility set to open in summer 2026.