Things you'll actually read this reading week
The sneaky arbitration clause you completely ignored when agreeing to the Temu terms and conditions, but now regret since you bought a set of portable chargers that electrocuted you.
An email from LinkedIn telling you that 8 people have noticed your profile in the past week. You’re so popular!
The online rulebook for UNO that you will immediately disregard because you can stack multiple cards of the same number–cry about it David.
The TTC ad that tells you to wear headphones and be quiet, making you feel a little patronized but ultimately giving you an excuse to be annoyed at the person sitting next to you watching TikToks at full volume.
An upsetting pamphlet reminding you of the LORD’s imminent return. Time is running out. Are you ready?
The menu at your next date that you will pore over intensely, ultimately ordering whatever your date orders in an effort to prove how compatible you are, even though it costs more than what you make in three hours.
2 a.m texts from the finance bro you met on Tinder asking you to come over so he can explain Metaverse Time Shares.
The Draco Malfoy x Jungkook x Harry Styles omegaverse fic you've had bookmarked since 2017. Not the Cafe AU mpreg one, the Mafia boss mpreg one.
Every single Abnormal School story. Do it. You want to do it. Like and share and follow and send us a vial of your blood.
A diary entry from when you were five, hoping that by age 20 you’ll have a mansion and a supermodel girlfriend and a rocket ship.
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