Republicans left wondering what to do tomorrow

Donald Trump’s victory in the 2024 United States Presidential Election has left nearly all his supporters wondering what they’ll be doing on Jan. 6, 2025. 

Trump supporters who had planned on re-storming the Capitol to overturn the 2024 election are now trying to cancel plans in Washington D.C. after Trump was successful in his presidential bid.

“I already booked off work on the sixth,” said Elijah Deezer, on X under the handle @wokedeeznutz. “I work as a caller at Kenneth Copeland Ministries. I don’t get sick days. I had to donate $5,000 to the church for him to allow me to take the day off. What am I gonna do now?”

Supporter Mary Krupp booked her flights from Austin, Texas as well as hotel accommodations in Washington D.C.

“I’ve already spent close to $900 on preparing for the big day. I didn’t want to wait too long,” said Krupp. “I was worried the libs were going to jack-up the prices cause everyone’s going to D.C.”

“Now the deep state won’t give me a refund because I didn’t spring for the refundable option. I was so sure they’d steal the election and we’d have to go and fix things. I’m fucked.”

Jan. 6 is the day when the United States Congress is required to be in session to count the votes. In 2021 Donald Trump supporters attempted a coup d’etat. 

Trump won both the popular and electoral vote in the 2024 election. He is scheduled to be inaugurated as the 47th president on Jan. 20, 2025. Uh oh.