Executive orders halted due to Presidential paper jam

Newly inaugurated U.S. President Donald Trump’s record number of first day executive orders has resulted in a paper jam.

According to an inside source, the White House printer got stuck on order 34 of 100, causing the president to “launch it across the Oval Office.”

After being consoled by colleague and confidant Elon Musk, he sent staffers to buy a new one from Office Depot or else he’d “send ICE after their asses.”