Costco Guys give Oakham Cafe four big BOOMS, dissent from The Rizzler

Beloved internet father-son duo A.J. and Big Justice—better known as “The Costco Guys”—were spotted on campus rating menu items at Toronto Metropolitan University’s (TMU) Oakham Cafe.

“I’m gonna give this breakfast sandwich, THREE BIG BOOMS,” said A.J. “BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.”

When asked what had brought them here, Big Justice said the allure of the Oakham crinkle cut fries had transcended borders and summoned them to the student eatery. 

Although nothing could compare to the Costco Chicken Bake and Double Chunk Chocolate Cookie, they both agreed that the food at Oakham definitely ranked high on the boom meter. 

While the appearance of A.J. and Big Justice caused quite a stir, it was the sudden arrival of The Rizzler that really had TMU students grasping the walls and gripping their toes. 

Upon trying the house salad, The Rizzler immediately pushed the bowl away and declared it was a “DOOM,” before proceeding to perform “The Rizz Face” to an excited crowd of onlookers.

Despite The Rizzler’s lackluster review, the university restaurant has remained booked and busy following their arrival. 

Chris Py, a server at Oakham, was blown away by the reception to the food.

“Usually people leave star ratings or nasty anonymous comments online,” he said. “Super stoked that we caught the attention of three highly acclaimed food critics.”

The Oakham Cafe has since put up a plaque declaring their business “boom certified.”