10 reasons the TMU x Boston Pizza merger is a good thing

The Hub Cafe is going to be turned into a Boston Pizza 

One of the most exciting results of this merger will be the expanded variety food on campus. Boston Pizza and TMUEats are expected to reveal more about their mozzarific plans in the coming weeks.  

The Footnote is going to be turned into a Boston Pizza

Everyone’s favourite bridge between Kerr Hall and the library is getting a facelift with a brand new Boston Pizza location opening up for mozzatastic appetizers. And, yes, it will be OneCard equipped. 

Oakham Cafe is going to be turned into a Boston Pizza

Plans have been drafted to expand Oakham Cafe and the accompanying Oakham House into a mozz-umental three story Boston Pizza which would make it the province’s second-largest location.  

Balzac’s is going to be turned into a Boston Pizza

Students will be able to kill their coffee addictions once and for all by enjoying a delectable pint instead at TMU’s brand new sports bar. The Met declined to comment, probably because they’re afraid of the free mozzarket. Viva el capitalismo! 

DCC Market is going to be turned into a Boston Pizza

This location is slated to be a delivery app exclusive with students ordering their favourite BP treats (mozzarella sticks anyone?) ahead of time. Fantuan and Deliveroo are currently locked in a fierce bidding war over rights to the service. 

Yonge Street Boston Pizza can be used for classes 

If you loved classes in movie theatres you’ll love them even more in a swanky reasonably priced family restaurant. Boston Pizza locations are uniquely equipped to host informozzative lectures from the comfort of your table… or booth.  

Lionel and Frankie will be fighting to the death in gladiatorial combat for the right to be TMU’s mascot next Tuesday behind the MAC 

Only one can remain. 

Pitman Dining Hall is going to be turned into a Boston Pizza

Every night is Jambalaya Fettucini night! Or if that’s not to your liking consider a mozzamazing Tropical Chicken pizza with a side of Deep Fried Pickle Wedges and a Panookie. You know, A PANOOKIE! 

Former Dragon’s Den star and Boston Pizza owner, Jim Treliving, is aware of our existence now Everyone’s favourite Dragon, Jim, can no longer deny our existence since he’s on the board of governors now. “When you’re here you’re family.” Mozzarelcome Jim! 

The waiters will sing happy birthday to you. They will. They really will

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