top of page
THE LATEST

Things you'll actually read this reading week
The sneaky arbitration clause you completely ignored when agreeing to the Temu terms and conditions, but now regret since you bought a...
Tia Harish
Oct 15, 2024

TMU to hold classes in the PATH
According to a leaked internal memo TMU will begin holding classes in the PATH starting in the Winter 2025 term.
Calan Pittis
Oct 12, 2024


Top 5 shows to totally get you in the fall vibe
Cozy up with a PSL and watch these five shows to get in that fall mood!
Ella Miller
Oct 9, 2024


The Scholastic book fair is coming to TMU
The Scholastic Book Fair has announced that it is expanding its stay in Canada, including a stint at TMU
Ella Miller
Oct 7, 2024

How to improve your living situation
The Toronto housing market is CRAZY right now. If you’re stuck renting a windowless room with two greasy engineering students who refuse...
Tia Harish
Oct 5, 2024


Hot water outage at DCC causes catastrophe for the three students who shower
Catastrophe struck the Daphne Cockwell Complex (DCC) this month as tenants were shocked to learn of a hot water outage within the building
Dylan Marks
Oct 3, 2024


Nickelodeon backs out of “Slime” deal with TMU
A Nickelodeon spokesperson, announced yesterday that the deal to supply TMU with their trademark “slime,” has been canceled.
Lucas Bustinski
Sep 23, 2024


TMU innovates in eco-friendly energy by installing The Salmon Tank beneath Kerr Hall
TMU is celebrating its most recent endeavor into sustainable energy: a giant tank of wild river salmon under Kerr Hall
Caleb Jackson
Sep 23, 2024

Premier Ford to open Unsafe Injection Sites across Ontario
Doug Ford announced on Monday that the province will begin opening what it calls “Unsafe Injection Sites”
Calan Pittis
Sep 19, 2024


God hired as new TMU professor
After centuries of speculation about His existence, God announced via angelic chorus that He had been hired as an instructor at Toronto...
Ido Leo Citrin
Sep 17, 2024

Popsicle sales through the roof after Gen Z finds innovative new way to recycle
A Liberty Village start-up is making waves amongst first-time home buyers and new renters in Toronto.
Tia Harish
Sep 12, 2024


Neo-Nazis left disappointed by All-White boat party
"These guys were dressed in stuff that looked like it was from The Gap or LL Bean. Really unfashionable and very much not white.”
Ella Miller
Sep 11, 2024
bottom of page