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That one professor who's way too fucking old bursts into dust

That one professor who's way too fucking old bursts into dust

That one professor who's way too fucking old bursts into dust

The Ted Rogers School of Management faculty is crumbling

Ella Miller

Oct 6

3 panel comic of a woman vaping and a pigeon wearing a 'TMU' hoodie

3 panel comic of a woman vaping and a pigeon wearing a 'TMU' hoodie

Comic: Going to TMU

*inhales* *squawks*

Elaine Flores

Oct 3

A firetruck parked outside of Kerr Hall on the Toronto Metropolitan University campus

A firetruck parked outside of Kerr Hall on the Toronto Metropolitan University campus

TMSU Special General Meeting total flop, nobody surprised

Tecumseh Auditorium was reportedly “described as bigger,” says TMSU interim executive director, Bruah Momet

Gray Moloy

Oct 2

Campus silent as students skip school to play indie game Silksong

Campus silent as students skip school to play indie game Silksong

Campus silent as students skip school to play indie game Silksong

Campus is silent, students can vaguely hear “SHAWWWWWWW GIT GUD ADIRO”

Tristan Forde

Sep 23

TMU’S B.A.P. (Toronto Metropolitan University’s big acronym problem)

TMU’S B.A.P. (Toronto Metropolitan University’s big acronym problem)

TMU’S B.A.P. (Toronto Metropolitan University’s big acronym problem)

We're so over all of TMU's acronyms (WSOAOTMUA)

Matteo Zita

Sep 19

An image of the SLC with a picture of a barking dog in a red circle on top of it. There is an arrow extending from the SLC to the red circle.

An image of the SLC with a picture of a barking dog in a red circle on top of it. There is an arrow extending from the SLC to the red circle.

CONTROVERSY: New floor in SLC is dog fight themed

Some students say the addition of this floor is far-fetched

Gavin Sibley

Sep 17

An image of a laptop displaying a GoDaddy webpage stating that the domain yourtmsu.ca is for sale

An image of a laptop displaying a GoDaddy webpage stating that the domain yourtmsu.ca is for sale

TMSU forgets to pay bills, students pretend to be shocked

In an entirely expected development, the TMSU’s finances and communications have collapsed

Joshua Alderman

Sep 11

Carnival rides in the middle of the TMU campus

Carnival rides in the middle of the TMU campus

TMSU carnival cancelled after elephant shipment stopped by tariffs

Sorry freshmen, you can’t let that super senior win you a giant stoned banana just yet

Peyton Andino

Sep 5

One million people zero metres away on Grindr in Pitman Hall

One million people zero metres away on Grindr in Pitman Hall

One million people zero metres away on Grindr in Pitman Hall

Following the return to Toronto Metropolitan University’s (TMU) campus, thousands of students are roaming the streets looking for love,...

Dylan Marks

Aug 27

A black and white illustration of a students pointing at a chalk board with 2+2 written on it. He says "URM!"

A black and white illustration of a students pointing at a chalk board with 2+2 written on it. He says "URM!"

It doesn't get better: People in university still dumb ahh hell

Those who make it to university may not always be the cream of the crop

Dylan Marks

Aug 21

Two students with their heads in their hands.

Two students with their heads in their hands.

Levels of rage bait higher than ever, say students who moved home for the summer

Researchers are increasingly interested in the current phenomenon of parental rage bait

Gray Moloy

Jul 26

TMU student catfished by new hi-tech medical mannequin

Things are getting spicy in the nursing department

Dylan Marks

Jul 18

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